Internet Dating.

My wonderful friend Katherine suggested that I blog some of the creative responses to my profile.

Genius.

My personal and most confusing

From scarr1919 —I am "The White Knight in Shining Armor" you have heard so much about. What has happened is that my cousin "Prince Charming" called and told me to contact you about your profile. He is very interested in you but said he is busy with that Snow White chick and was wondering if I would be interested in standing in for him till he is through with her...well because I am so busy I usually don't do stand ins...(out slaying dragons and rescuing damsels and such..) however after reading your profile I realized that there is no way I am going to say NO to contacting you for myself. (He doesn't deserve you anyway) So with that said, AND since Prince Charming is being such a jerk, how about YOU and I chat. His loss is MY gain......

From Perniciously — if you had an upper lip you'd be a 10.

From TomAusTx — ur profile snds like the one from a dude

From boomerman182 — my name is mark I'm not a creepy old man

From TexasSage —The Guild of Calamitous Intent. We are now recruiting for our organization which originally started to save man-kind but which now serves as the premier provider of arch-enemies in the world. The organization is run by our mysterious leader known only as "Sovereign" (David Bowie). If you feel that you would make a good addition to our team please let me know ASAP. We may already have an assignment for you, you will be briefed after your acceptance.
From b_adl_y — I'm a little teapot tipmeoverandpourmeout.

From mohrbi1982—I thought you were a court reporter at first glance



So those are for starters. I really have no clue on how to respond to most of these. Nor to I really have an inclination to do so. Between the guys that send you their number without even saying hi first and the ones that are just so...(howdidyouevergraduatehighschool) wow.